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Great Shift: Most of the world's population permanently shifts into random bodies.
Exchange Island: A special vacation spot in which you spend the week in another visitor's body.
Swap Class: A controversial high school class many parents force their children to take; spend some time (usually 2 weeks) in a classmate's body of the opposite gender, and become a more "open-minded" person.
Long Distance Body Swapping: To save time, some companies have potential employees from far away swap bodies with one of their own (sometimes female) employees for an interview. Swap facilities book up quickly, so an overnight stay is often required.
The Fantasy Orgasm Swapping Event (FOSE): Thousands of people having an orgasm to a fantasy suddenly swap bodies with that person due to a strange cosmic radiation that passes through the Earth (MY IDEA! Feel free to use, of course).


Friday, February 27, 2015

Follow me on Tumblr!

As you probably already know, blogger will soon put all sexually explicit content behind a privacy wall. That's super lame, so after careful consideration I've decided to join team Tumblr! My new site is still a work in progress, so I welcome your feedback. Over the next week or so, I'll be posting all of my favorite captions. Then I'll start posting new captions. So join the Tumblr revolution, follow me, and let's keep this community going!

Click through to see my final caption on this site (explicit)

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Help! - Looking for a new home

I received an email from blogger. Apparently they will no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit content in the coming weeks, which is a huge bummer.

Fellow bloggers / techies... where should I move?

Didn't mean to go all the way (explicit)

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